Miguel
Islesias, 1975
Starring: Paul
Naschy, Silvia Solar, Mercedes Molina
A professor contacts his colleague, Waldemar Daninsky, to
journey to Tibet and explore the aftermath of an expedition that was
interrupted by a Yeti attack. During a storm, Daninsky is separated from the
group of Tibetan explorers and finds his way to some caves. He stumbles across
two attractive women and begins a sexual relationship with them both (yes, this
happens), until he realizes they are cannibals. He defeats them, but not before
one of them bites him. Her bite later transforms him into a werewolf and he
roams the Himalayas, transforming into a hairy beast.
Meanwhile, the rest of the group has been overtaken by a
group of bandits, including their fearsome leader (whose name sounds exactly
like Chaka Khan) and a diabolical sorceress. Daninsky eventually rescues the
group, particularly the professor’s beautiful young daughter, and must face off
against both the sorceress and the danger Yeti still loose in the mountains.
Also known as Night
of the Howling Beast, Horror of the Werewolf, The Curst of the Beast, and Hall of the Mountain King, this film – written
by star Paul Naschy as part of his El Hombre Lobo series – may not actually
have a big Yeti presence, but there is certainly a lot going on. While the Yeti
bookends the film (attacking miscellaneous travelers in the beginning and
facing off against Naschy at the end), there is also cave exploration, naked
cannibal women who keep Daninsky as their sex slave, sherpas, mad science,
shrunken heads, inexplicable bagpipes, a band of thieves with their own personal
evil priestess, and plenty of lovely snow.
The film is an absolute mess and like the earlier Assignment Terror, it moves at a
breakneck pace for most of its running time, throwing in all sorts of willy-nilly
subplots. I do wish there had more Yeti and less of Chaka Khan, the bandit with
some sort of Elizabeth Bathory-inspired skin disorder. And really, where did
those cave-dwelling cannibal ladies come from? Why did their bite turn Daninsky
into a werewolf? In one of the earlier films, it’s suggested that he was
transformed by the attack of a Yeti, while exploring in Tibet. Here we have
Tibet and Yetis, but for some reason that earlier explanation was totally
ignored.
Shockingly, this was banned from England in the ‘80s and
listed as an infamous Video Nasty. To be honest, I’m not really sure why. There
is some gore – a woman is flayed alive to help alleviate Chaka Khan’s skin
disorder – and plenty of sex, namely a threesome with the cannibal women.
Recycling some elements from his previous films, there is an evil sorceress
named Wandessa, and there is at least one scene where Daninsky is chained to a
wall.
The Werewolf and
the Yeti harkens back to the cheap quality of some of the earlier films.
There are plenty of random elements here, both in set and plot construction. In
lieu of a castle, there’s a crumbling monastery and plenty of caves. While
these are decent looking, Naschy is obviously not in Tibet. I believe the
sudden use of bagpipes in the score is meant to indicate the fact they Daninsky
is in a London setting, but it’s absolutely hilarious.
If you enjoy B-grade horror, this film will probably
appeal to you. Keep in mind that the flawed script is an absolute mess and the
poor print quality sometimes makes it difficult to tell what’s going on,
particularly when the film switches rapidly between characters. The subplot
where Chaka Khan (that’s what his name sounds like, so that’s what I’m going
with) kidnaps the professor and his expedition team is a bit dull. Because there’s
a pretty girl with them, we know they’re going to be rescued by Daninsky at
some point during the film.
There are some pretty unexpected scenes, but all in all, The Werewolf and the Yeti is not quite
the film I was hoping it would be. It does, however, have a surprise ending. In
all the previous films, Daninsky is killed by a woman who loves him, typically
shot in the hearth with a silver bullet. Here the sweet young professor’s
daughter finds a way to cure him – thanks to the advice of some random monks –
when she makes a potion with a rare blossom and her own blood. They frolic off
down the mountainside together, apparently oblivious to the fact that they’re
in the Himalayas and are not wearing coats.
The Werewolf and
the Yeti is available on a somewhat expensive, out
of print DVD or you can rent a streaming version from Amazon. This comes
recommended to fans of cheesy horror with unabashedly wild and nonsensical
plots. Naschy fans will also want to check it out, though you may not want to
stay sober while doing so.
Note: If you hunger for more Yeti, check out Hammer's The Abominable Snowman (1957), starring Peter Cushing. This was likely one of Naschy's inspirations for his film.
Note: If you hunger for more Yeti, check out Hammer's The Abominable Snowman (1957), starring Peter Cushing. This was likely one of Naschy's inspirations for his film.
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